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A WEEK HAS PASSED since this blog tried to raise local awareness about the apparent helplessness of Fenland District Council in the matter of The Belfast Bombsite, a.k.a. Constantine House, Wisbech's foremost architectural gem. As the cold rain slants down through the shattered roof of this eyesore, I can report only limited success.
Over one hundred people have signed the online petition, and this will be printed off and sent to FDC soon. I expect it will elicit the same response as my letters have done. I wrote one to my ward Councillor, David Oliver, and another to the planning and buildings section at FDC. I have received neither reply nor acknowledgement. I posted a link to this campaign on the Shape Your Place website. A local lady endorsed it, and then her comment was met with a long, defensive and rambling reply from a local politician who is not on FDC, but no doubt knows all the right ears to 'bend'.
Another local politician, who is a Town and County councillor supported the petition, but cautioned against taking the campaign to a wider audience on the grounds that Wisbech didn't need any more bad publicity.
Rob Setchell, a local journalist, gave us a supportive report on his paper's web-page. Later in the week, that same paper made quite a splash of the fact that the enigmatic Councillor Simon King had asked several probing questions about the state of some of the town's derelict buildings.
Then, in one of my many idle moments (as my regular readers know, I spend my days in my luxury penthouse, supported in my old age by my disgracefully lavish public service pension) I wrote a semi-serious song about the problem, and put it together as a video, with images of the town.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61xr9BXeGW0&feature=youtu.be
This caused a few wry smiles, but clearly upset one very articulate critic who put his (I make a gender judgment) finger on the very nub of the problem. Read his comment, and you will see that it is NOT the absentee landlord, NOT the bafflingly incompetent District Council and NOT the complacent, majority-guaranteed local councillors who are responsible for the mess. No. no, no, a thousand times NO! It is me! I am part of the problem! Clearly, were I to stop complaining about things, they would magically right themselves overnight.
I was about to launch a brilliantly satirical riposte, but I checked out this person's YouTube profile and video preferences. When I saw that he/she is worryingly fond of videos of glisteningly oiled, steroid-pumped bodybuilders, my fingers poised over the nosy keys. What if this malevolent monster should muscle their way round to my gated condominium and force their way past the security guards, and do me to death as I lay in my revolving airbed? Clearly, this is NOT someone to be trifled with. He (or she) is utterly and completely right. Argument won, debate decided. I retire from the field, warmed by the comforting knowledge that when I awake, and the ivory-skinned virgins (shipped in from Chatteris) have done my bidding, I will gaze out of the bay window of Nene Villas to see Constantine House restored, weatherproof and vibrantly part of Wisbech once more.
I end tonight's diatribe with proof (if any were needed) that our elected representatives take the town seriously, and will not rest until the town has been restored to its 12th century splendour.
Sunday, 28 October 2012
Friday, 19 October 2012
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LET'S MAKE IT LOCAL! Our next move to try to shake someone into life over the Belfast Bombsite is to contact our Wisbech FDC Councillors. Before anyone jumps in and compares this with today's story about BNP leader Nick Griffin Tweeting the address of the gay couple who won their discrimination claim against Christian B&B owners, this is different. All the names and contact details of FDC Councillors are on the FDC website, so they are very much in the public domain. Also, we are not suggesting any kind of protest - just polite letters asking them for their opinions and what, if anything, they are prepared to do to help.
FIRSTLY, FIND OUT WHO YOUR FDC Councillor is. You may already know, but but thanks to Sam Hoy, who pointed me at this excellent website. Simply put in your postcode, and it will give you the name of your Councillor. Link is here: http://www.writetothem.com/
HERE ARE THE ADDRESSES: I have included one Councillor who lives in town, but actually represents a group of surrounding villages.
Clarkson Ward is Carol Cox 33 Bowthorpe Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 2DX ccox@fenland.gov.uk
Kirkgate Ward is David Patrick - 12 Limes Avenue, Elm, Wisbech, Cambs PE14 0BS dpatrick@fenland.gov.uk
Medworth Ward is Jonathan Farmer 18 South Brink, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 1JQ jfarmer@fenland.gov.uk
Peckover Ward is David Oliver - 39 West Parade, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 1QB doliver@fenland.gov.uk
Waterlees Ward are Virginia Bucknor and Michael Bucknor 11 St Martins Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 3EX mbucknor@fenland.gov.uk and vbucknor@fenland.gov.uk
Roman Bank Ward is Phil Hatton - The Paddocks, Barton Road, Wisbech, Cambs PE13 4TL phatton@fenland.gov.uk
Staithe Ward is David Hodgson - Whitehaven, 141 Elm Low Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE14 0DF dhodgson@fenland.gov.uk
Hill Ward is Simon King - 27 North Brink, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 1JR sking@fenland.gov.uk
Hill Ward is Bruce Wegg - 34 Colvile Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 2ET bwegg@fenland.gov.uk
MANY PEOPLE WILL WANT TO WRITE THEIR OWN LETTERS. However if you are pushed for time, then here is one that you can highlight, copy and paste. It will work equally well as snailmail or email.
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxxx
xxxxxxx (your address)
Dear Councillor xxxxxxxxx,
As a Fenland District Councillor, and someone who lives in the town, you will be well aware that the former Belfast building has been empty and derelict since the fire over two years ago. I am writing as one of your constituents, but also as someone who sees the building nearly every day. I think it is a great shame that visitors to the town, as well as residents, have to live alongside this eyesore.
Some of us have got together to try to persuade the authorities to do something about the situation. I would be interested to hear your answers to these questions.
(1) We have an online petition, which can be found at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/do-something-about-the-belfast-building/thank-you Would you be prepared to sign this to show your support?
(2) What has been done already to move this matter forward, and what are the Council’s plans for the next six months?
(3) Compulsory Purchase powers are available to the Council when it is considered to be “in the public interest” What are your views on this?
I hope you will take this matter seriously. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
(signed and dated)
PLEASE KEEP THIS CAMPAIGN ON THE ROAD! I strongly suspect that at the moment, the advantage lies with the inertia of our Council. We need to change that. Copies of any replies you get would be appreciated. Contact me at wisbechcommunityforum@yahoo.com
LET'S MAKE IT LOCAL! Our next move to try to shake someone into life over the Belfast Bombsite is to contact our Wisbech FDC Councillors. Before anyone jumps in and compares this with today's story about BNP leader Nick Griffin Tweeting the address of the gay couple who won their discrimination claim against Christian B&B owners, this is different. All the names and contact details of FDC Councillors are on the FDC website, so they are very much in the public domain. Also, we are not suggesting any kind of protest - just polite letters asking them for their opinions and what, if anything, they are prepared to do to help.
FIRSTLY, FIND OUT WHO YOUR FDC Councillor is. You may already know, but but thanks to Sam Hoy, who pointed me at this excellent website. Simply put in your postcode, and it will give you the name of your Councillor. Link is here: http://www.writetothem.com/
HERE ARE THE ADDRESSES: I have included one Councillor who lives in town, but actually represents a group of surrounding villages.
Clarkson Ward is Carol Cox 33 Bowthorpe Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 2DX ccox@fenland.gov.uk
Kirkgate Ward is David Patrick - 12 Limes Avenue, Elm, Wisbech, Cambs PE14 0BS dpatrick@fenland.gov.uk
Medworth Ward is Jonathan Farmer 18 South Brink, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 1JQ jfarmer@fenland.gov.uk
Peckover Ward is David Oliver - 39 West Parade, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 1QB doliver@fenland.gov.uk
Waterlees Ward are Virginia Bucknor and Michael Bucknor 11 St Martins Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 3EX mbucknor@fenland.gov.uk and vbucknor@fenland.gov.uk
Roman Bank Ward is Phil Hatton - The Paddocks, Barton Road, Wisbech, Cambs PE13 4TL phatton@fenland.gov.uk
Staithe Ward is David Hodgson - Whitehaven, 141 Elm Low Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE14 0DF dhodgson@fenland.gov.uk
Hill Ward is Simon King - 27 North Brink, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 1JR sking@fenland.gov.uk
Hill Ward is Bruce Wegg - 34 Colvile Road, Wisbech, Cambs, PE13 2ET bwegg@fenland.gov.uk
MANY PEOPLE WILL WANT TO WRITE THEIR OWN LETTERS. However if you are pushed for time, then here is one that you can highlight, copy and paste. It will work equally well as snailmail or email.
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxx
xxxxxxxx
xxxxxxx (your address)
Dear Councillor xxxxxxxxx,
As a Fenland District Councillor, and someone who lives in the town, you will be well aware that the former Belfast building has been empty and derelict since the fire over two years ago. I am writing as one of your constituents, but also as someone who sees the building nearly every day. I think it is a great shame that visitors to the town, as well as residents, have to live alongside this eyesore.
Some of us have got together to try to persuade the authorities to do something about the situation. I would be interested to hear your answers to these questions.
(1) We have an online petition, which can be found at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/do-something-about-the-belfast-building/thank-you Would you be prepared to sign this to show your support?
(2) What has been done already to move this matter forward, and what are the Council’s plans for the next six months?
(3) Compulsory Purchase powers are available to the Council when it is considered to be “in the public interest” What are your views on this?
I hope you will take this matter seriously. I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours sincerely,
(signed and dated)
PLEASE KEEP THIS CAMPAIGN ON THE ROAD! I strongly suspect that at the moment, the advantage lies with the inertia of our Council. We need to change that. Copies of any replies you get would be appreciated. Contact me at wisbechcommunityforum@yahoo.com
Wednesday, 17 October 2012
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THERE IS GROWING LOCAL DISCONTENT about Wisbech becoming a poor relation in Fenland, with all the attention and positive activity being centred on March. A particular focus of people's anger is the continued inactivity over the wrecked former Belfast building. There is an online where you can sign up to register your complaint. The link is here:http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/do-something-about-the-belfast-building/
Simply click the 'sign' tab. You will be asked to leave an email address, and a comment.
IF YOU HAVE EMAIL ACCESS then how about contacting Fenland District Council, and asking them just what they are doing about the building? The link is HERE http://www.fenland.gov.uk/article/3124/Contact-Us
ALTERNATIVELY you can write a letter to FDC. Their address is below:
FENLAND DISTRICT COUNCIL
(Planning and Building)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March,
Cambridgeshire PE15 8NQ
Here are some simple letters which you can highlight, then copy and paste into a Word document on your computer
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx (your address)
Fenland District Council,
(Building and Planning)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March PE15 8NQ
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to ask what is being done about the derelict former Belfast building in Wisbech. This is one of the first things visitors see when they come to the town. I strongly feel that Wisbech is a poor cousin in Fenland when it comes to working on our heritage and keeping the town looking good. I would be grateful for a reply telling me what efforts have been made to contact the owner of the premises, and what pressure has been brought to bear on them to make good the damage, or to return the building to proper use.
With best wishes,
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx (signed and dated)
Or try this one
Your address
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
Fenland District Council,
(Building and Planning)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March PE15 8NQ
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am a resident of Wisbech, and am writing to ask for information about what is happening in regard to the derelict former Belfast building in town. It is an age since it was burned out, and it has become the most prominent eyesore in Wisbech. I have several questions for you. Firstly, what efforts have been made to locate the owner of the building? Secondly, if the owner has been located, what legal pressure is being brought bear on them to either repair or sell the building? Thirdly, if the owner has not been traced, how much longer does FDC intend to wait before it exercises its statutory powers?
Wisbech has a reputation of being the poor relation in Fenland, and the continued inactivity over this building just reinforces the perception. I await your reply.
With best wishes,
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx (signed and dated)
Or this one...
Your address
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
Fenland District Council,
(Building and Planning)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March PE15 8NQ
Dear Sir/Madam,
I live near Wisbech and visit the town regularly. I also pay Council Tax to Fenland District Council. I am completely fed up with the current state of what used to be the Belfast building. This fire which destroyed much of the building happened in March 2010. Now, over two years later, residents are still none the wiser about what, if anything has been done. It is a complete eyesore which must create a bad impression to anyone who is visting the town.
I understand that local authorities have Compulsory Purchase Order powers which can be used ‘when it is in the public interest to do so’ Could you please tell me what measures FDC have taken to deal with this matter, and what future plans are?
With best wishes,
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx (signed and dated)
THERE IS GROWING LOCAL DISCONTENT about Wisbech becoming a poor relation in Fenland, with all the attention and positive activity being centred on March. A particular focus of people's anger is the continued inactivity over the wrecked former Belfast building. There is an online where you can sign up to register your complaint. The link is here:http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/do-something-about-the-belfast-building/
Simply click the 'sign' tab. You will be asked to leave an email address, and a comment.
IF YOU HAVE EMAIL ACCESS then how about contacting Fenland District Council, and asking them just what they are doing about the building? The link is HERE http://www.fenland.gov.uk/article/3124/Contact-Us
ALTERNATIVELY you can write a letter to FDC. Their address is below:
FENLAND DISTRICT COUNCIL
(Planning and Building)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March,
Cambridgeshire PE15 8NQ
Here are some simple letters which you can highlight, then copy and paste into a Word document on your computer
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx (your address)
Fenland District Council,
(Building and Planning)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March PE15 8NQ
Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to ask what is being done about the derelict former Belfast building in Wisbech. This is one of the first things visitors see when they come to the town. I strongly feel that Wisbech is a poor cousin in Fenland when it comes to working on our heritage and keeping the town looking good. I would be grateful for a reply telling me what efforts have been made to contact the owner of the premises, and what pressure has been brought to bear on them to make good the damage, or to return the building to proper use.
With best wishes,
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx (signed and dated)
Or try this one
Your address
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
Fenland District Council,
(Building and Planning)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March PE15 8NQ
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am a resident of Wisbech, and am writing to ask for information about what is happening in regard to the derelict former Belfast building in town. It is an age since it was burned out, and it has become the most prominent eyesore in Wisbech. I have several questions for you. Firstly, what efforts have been made to locate the owner of the building? Secondly, if the owner has been located, what legal pressure is being brought bear on them to either repair or sell the building? Thirdly, if the owner has not been traced, how much longer does FDC intend to wait before it exercises its statutory powers?
Wisbech has a reputation of being the poor relation in Fenland, and the continued inactivity over this building just reinforces the perception. I await your reply.
With best wishes,
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx (signed and dated)
Or this one...
Your address
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
Fenland District Council,
(Building and Planning)
Fenland Hall,
County Road,
March PE15 8NQ
Dear Sir/Madam,
I live near Wisbech and visit the town regularly. I also pay Council Tax to Fenland District Council. I am completely fed up with the current state of what used to be the Belfast building. This fire which destroyed much of the building happened in March 2010. Now, over two years later, residents are still none the wiser about what, if anything has been done. It is a complete eyesore which must create a bad impression to anyone who is visting the town.
I understand that local authorities have Compulsory Purchase Order powers which can be used ‘when it is in the public interest to do so’ Could you please tell me what measures FDC have taken to deal with this matter, and what future plans are?
With best wishes,
xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx (signed and dated)
Wednesday, 10 October 2012
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BACK TO THE FEN - Conclusion
by ALEX MITCHELL
Helen was in hospital for weeks after the accident and her
schooling was set back the best part of a year. She never got over an
irrational sense of guilt regarding Susan’s death, and suffered nightmares and
flashbacks for years afterwards. She became a much more subdued person, staying
in nights working for her A-Levels with a view to studying medicine; her way
out. She married a young doctor she met whilst at Durham University. She was
the only one of our crowd who got away and stayed away; she never came back,
except for her father’s funeral.
Andy never got over losing Helen; as so often, we take what
we’ve got for granted, and only realise what we had once we’ve lost it for
ever. He spent more and more time in the pub, between spells in and out of work
in a rapid career descent from Barclay’s Bank in Peterborough to door-to-door
insurance salesman in Lynn to garage mechanic in Denver to odd-job man back
home in Christchurch. Andy was killed in a motor accident shortly after his
23rd birthday, when his car went off the Ramsey Forty-Foot road in the middle
of the afternoon; no other vehicle was involved, but none of us was greatly
surprised.
The Friday night dances were a cruel lesson in the realities
of life and about where you stood in the pecking-order. Lads fought and
competed over the lovely Helen Atkins, who wanted no-one but Andy, who in turn
was inseparable from his drinking-mates down at the Seven Stars. Nice,
plain-faced girls went home alone while the local lads drank themselves into a
coma or got into fights with lads from neighbouring villages and towns. Nobody
got what they wanted. As youngsters, we aimed high, stars in our eyes. Most of
us learned to lower our sights and settled for the kind of life that was
available to the likes of us, something on our level, somebody of our own
class. We spent our salad days chasing rainbows, in pursuit of the lovely
Helen, or others like her; but we mostly ended up marrying and settling down
with one of those plump, plain-faced local girls, for better or worse. Some of
us went away for a time, but we all came back sooner or later, because here is
where we belong.
The back road between the Old and New Bedford rivers, my
road home, is on a slightly lower level than the surrounding fields and
water-meadows. Floodwater begins to spill off the fields and starts to trickle
over the lowest section of the road ahead. Time to be getting back. This is
what it will feel like when the world ends. This is what it will feel like for
the last man left alive, as tidal waves cascade over the last remaining hillock
of dry land.
Walking back in the near-darkness, I feel a sense of awe at
the force and power of the huge expanse of water pressing up against the
roadside; then sudden fear as it starts to pour through the grass verges on to
the road in front of me. Each winter, the black water and the slimy fish-things
try to reclaim the Fens; the really major floodings which used to occur every
couple of decades now occur almost annually. There is a distant rhythmic
swooshing noise as a skein of Brent geese come flying straight at me, returning
to their favoured waterbank. I am invisible to them and they go slicing past,
ten or so feet above me. I trudge along the grass verge as the road surface
disappears beneath the water. I had thought the water to be static, but it is,
in fact, flowing quite fast through the gaps in the verge and it is a real
effort to splash through it. This is the worst part, the lowest dip in the
road, midway between the two bridges. I should have come back earlier – ten or
fifteen minutes would have made all the difference. I am having to make a
conscious effort not to panic. The gaps in the verge are wider here and I have
to leap over fast-running water. I am terrified that I might slip and fall into
the swirling, inky blackness. I have an atavistic horror of the loathsome
fish-things lying in wait down there, all pop-eyes and fins and teeth. I
suddenly hear myself praying.
But the worst is behind me now. The road rises steeply to
the bridge across the Old River and the lights of the Lamb & Flag. So good
to see the road surface again, and to feel dry land under my boots. Safe on the
bridge, I look back at the opaque watery blackness and shiver. I escaped, this
time. But I know I will go back to the fen, and will keep going back, until
such time as I escape no longer.
Tuesday, 9 October 2012
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BACK TO THE FEN (part two)
by Alex Mitchell
Funny how Dame Nature only seems to get it right about one
time out of twenty. Most of us look like an experiment gone wrong. All we lads
yearned hopelessly after the lovely Helen Atkins, the only daughter of Big Jack
Atkins and way out of our class in looks, brains, social background, the lot;
and ignored, at least until the end of the evening, the pairs of other girls
dancing disconsolately around their handbags, there for the taking. The lovely
Helen, for her part, had eyes only for my best mate, Andy Southwell. It’s
strange how all the beautiful, talented people like Helen and Andy pick each
other out of the crowd, as if by long distance radar, and how invisible the
rest of us, we ordinary mortals, seem to be to them, as if we just didn’t
exist. Funny how each up-and-coming generation thinks they’re the first to
discover this particular game, that they’ve invented their own set of rules,
when the game and the rules have always been much the same.
Andy liked his beer and the snooker table down at the Seven
Stars even more than he liked spending time with Helen. For a time, Helen
pretended to like the pub too, so that she and Andy could be together more of
the time. After a while she got tired of being the only girl there, and would
go and sit in the van by herself and wait for Andy to come out to her, which
usually took until after closing time.
The Friday night in question, the four of us – Andy, me,
Helen and her friend Susan, were at the dance in March. Susan and I had been
sort of pushed in each other’s direction by Helen, and were still making up our
minds about each other. She was nice enough, I suppose, but she was never going
to be “the one”. Looking back, I wonder if I knocked about with Andy mainly so
as to be near Helen. I liked neither the darts-and-snooker milieu of the Seven
Stars, nor the fizzy keg beer of the period, but I thought it must be me who
was out of step. Whatever the case, none of it did me any good at all. It
wasn’t until much later that I finally gave up pretending to be one of the good
ol’ boys.
Andy and I were up at the bar as usual, while Helen and
Susan were in the dance hall itself. The worst thing about these dances was
that, sooner or later, the lads from March would pick a fight with the lads
from Guyhirn or wherever, usually on the pretext that somebody had tried it on
with their girlfriend or sister or whatever. Lads were always trying to get off
with Helen, and would then fall out on Andy or me in a fit of jealous
resentment. I noticed two or three groups from previous encounters. The
atmosphere was tense, threatening. It was time to exit the premises.
Andy has had a fair bit to drink, but he knows the road
across the fen and home to Christchurch like the back of his hand, could do it
blindfold. We’re cruising along, no problems, when a white Ford Escort pulls
alongside and a lager can smashes against Andy’s side window. The Escort is
crammed full of goons from the dance-hall, shouting and screaming foul abuse,
mainly directed at Helen. They want us to chase them, want a race. Sober Andy
wouldn’t have risen to the challenge, but drunk Andy does.
The back roads across the Fens are dead-straight, but narrow
and undulating, being laid down right on top of the river-banks, where the
alluvial silt provides a firmer base than would the peat-soil of the adjacent
fields, most of which have shrunk and subsided down to a level well below that
of the roadway, or even of the rivers themselves. It is easy to go off the road
and plunge down into the river on the one side, or into the deep, steep-sided
ditches draining the adjacent fields on the other side. Sections of the tarmac
have subsided, or are crumbling at the edges, through lack of maintenance. I
never understood why they wasted so much time at school warning us about unsafe
sex and drugs when far and away the commonest cause of early death amongst our
schoolmates was through motor accidents, cars going off the road and ending
upside-down in a freezing-cold river or ditch.
As I say, the Fen roads are dead-straight for miles on end,
until they take a sudden, often completely unpredictable, right-angled turn
around the perimeter of some long-dead person’s land. Flying along at
eighty-plus, the Escort in front of us suddenly clamps on the brakes to get
around one such bend, losing the back end in the process. Andy doesn’t stand a
chance, of course. Our van hits the spinning tail of the Escort and is tipped
leftwards over on to its roof, then back on to four wheels again. I hear the
girls screaming, as if in the far distance, but I’m unable to scream with them.
It takes me a while to come to, something warm trickling
down my face. My right leg is at an unlikely angle and there are white shards
of bone sticking out through my trouser-leg, below the knee, although I can’t
feel anything yet. Andy is up against the steering-wheel, blood coming out of
his mouth. Helen is between us, her head under the dashboard, not moving. Susan
is lying on her front out on the bonnet; she must have gone straight through
the windscreen, which is completely shattered. I can’t see her face, which is
probably just as well.
A police car arrives, followed by an ambulance. I can only
hear their voices, can’t see anything now.“Smells like a brewery in here – suppose they’re all pissed
as usual. Cover that one’s face, for God’s sake, I can’t look at her like that.
It’s worse when it’s a girl.”
TO BE CONCLUDED
Sunday, 7 October 2012
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TONIGHT - a powerful and evocative short story about growing up in the Fens. This was written by Alex Mitchell, and is reproduced here with his permission.
TONIGHT - a powerful and evocative short story about growing up in the Fens. This was written by Alex Mitchell, and is reproduced here with his permission.
BACK TO THE FENS (part 1)
I liked living out in the Fen, near Christchurch, well
enough whilst I was still a kid – not that I had anything to compare it with –
but I became bored with it in my teens, about that age when you start to find
girls more interesting than tractors. The worst thing about being down our
drove-road was the difficulty you had meeting other people your own age, what
with the distances and there being no late bus service from Wisbech or March.
There wasn’t much choice of mates, girlfriends or future partners, not if you
didn’t want to end up as Joe and Doris Normal. We all kick against what we are,
where we came from, what we are headed for. Some kids’ parents had moved to the
Fens to protect them from the evil influences of the big city. The upshot was
that we became absolute suckers for every evil influence we could get our hands
on, probably more so than city kids themselves.
There didn’t seem to be a great deal to look forward to; no
proper jobs, not for we lads, anyway; no real prospect of getting a place of
your own unless you settled for being trailer-trash, stuck in a freezing cold
caravan in some farmer’s cowfield. The Fen villages were just fading away. The
smaller ones always had a kind of half-hearted or make-do appearance, like
temporary staging posts in some dead-loss location in the Wild West of America.
But now you could draw up a check-list and watch one thing disappear after
another; High St. shops, family businesses from way back, the train service
into town, the railway station itself, the late bus, then all the buses, the
secondary school, the primary school, the cottage hospital, the doctor’s
surgery, the public library, the banks, the police station, the vicar, then the
church itself, the Post Office and then, the last thing of all to go, the pubs.
We all knew of local lads, older brothers, whatever, who had
moved to the city, Peterborough or further away, to find a job and a place of
their own. They had a hard time finding work as a country boy with no local
contacts, nobody to pull strings or put in a word for them. You had to live in
a bedsit or whatever for years before they’d even put you on the waiting list
for a council place, and even then, the best you could hope for was a flat on
the worst crime & drugs-infested high-density estate on the outer edge of
the city. So there we all were, stuck, with no way out, or round, or through.
Whether you moved or stayed, there wasn’t much to get enthusiastic about.
In mid-life, most of us have learned to settle for things;
to make some kind of accomodation with life; we are less inclined to waste time
and energy kicking against the pricks. We look for compensations, accentuate
the positive, or try to. Visitors to this region tend to see the Fen during the
oppressive heat and drought of the East Anglian summer, when the landscape is
flat, boring and monotonous. In winter, the same territory, between and around
the Old and New Bedford rivers, serves as a flood-plain and becomes hauntingly,
if austerely, beautiful and mysterious. The view southwards from the bridge at
Welney, just along the road from here, is of the dead-straight, man-made river
stretching out far ahead to its eventual conjunction with the blurred,
misty-watery horizon between land and sky and the great red-gold ball of the
setting sun. Immense curtains of mist glide vertically off the rivers and come
rolling in from the water-meadows and fields.
At these times, the rivers, the
fields and the great dome of sky, mist and cloud merge and coalesce, the one
into the other; at first pink streaked with gold, then gold streaked with
silver, then silver fading into misty mauve, blue, grey, brown and, finally,
ink-black, all of it mirrored throughout in the great flat infinity of
slow-moving, near-static water, such that the fields and riverbanks seem to be
floating in suspension between water and sky in a shifting, evanescent mass of
refracted sunlight, mist, colour, cloud, river and sea. Areas of higher land
and clumps of trees are seen in the distance only as sinister black islands. As
day fades to night, a solitary individual - perhaps myself - stands on the
bridge, poised between water, mist and sky; no longer a creature of terra
firma, more a throwback to those pre-historic times when our earliest
ancestors, the first and most inquisitive of the amphibious fish-things,
flopped and slithered its way out of the water, through the mud and up on to
the land.
What is it that draws us back to the water, again and again?
Why do we feel such a sense of peace and tranquility here, and nowhere else
but here? Is this where the ancestral fish-thing in each of us feels most at
home? Or are there still fishy things deep in there now, calling us home?
The Fen villages stand on what used to be islands of higher
ground, surrounded until quite recently by marsh and fen. They were isolated
communities, cut off from the outside world by the surrounding marshland and
water. In the past, the Fens were a place of refuge for fugitives, outlaws and
persecuted religious groups. The Fen people were nicknamed “yellow-bellies” on
the basis of their aquatic way of life and because their ancestors were
supposed to have interbred with the water-dwelling local wildlife of frogs,
newts and toads. More to the point, the isolated character of the Fen villages,
and the difficulty of travel
ling from one village to another, meant that the
Fen communities were prone to in-breeding. This problem was eventually
diminished by the draining of the Fens for purposes of agriculture and, as in
other rural areas, by the advent of the bicycle, which allowed eager young lads
access to girls in more distant communities and to distribute their genetic
inheritance more widely in the process; but people still say that babies in the
remoter villages are born with webbed feet.
We young lads all lived for the weekends. Come Friday night,
the lads from the village and round about would get beered up at the Seven
Stars, then piled into their Ford saloons and Morris vans and set off for the
dance-halls in March or Wisbech, or perhaps Downham or Ely; wherever they had a
late licence. Most nights, you knew who would be there. There might be one
really lovely girl you and all the other lads dreamed about getting off with,
and there would be the others, honest, plain-faced country girls built for
endurance rather than style, broad of beam and sharp of tongue; too much like
your best pal’s mother to be taken seriously as girlfriend material.
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